So farewell, then, Leticia. I will miss your facedancing, your sense of humour, and those appalling Quality Street wrapper outfits they made you wear, but I will not miss people talking about your confidence or your journey or endlessly saying how beautiful you are in that way which after too many repetitions kind of suggests that you're not. I will also miss the painfully lovely Darren. In fact there are so many painfully lovely men in ballroom dancing that I am starting to think I have been looking for love in all the wrong places, and I should let some foundation-smeared sequinista foxtrot his way into my heart. Though having seen that picture of Bruno in a posing pouch that they displayed on today's Results Show, maybe not.Now for a solemn moment. I must issue a SEVERE REBUKE to ANYONE who sympathy voted for Matt this week. MATT WAS THE WORST DANCER. HE DANCED THE WORST. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BOTTOM TWO. Yes I know he is cute and twenty years old and he was probably forced to sit through a dress rehearsal of *that* Vincent and Flavia tango (which made me revert to my notion of yes, find love (or at least sex) with a ballroom dancer - which in fact is the plot of many of my favourite bad movies) - but he forgot BOTH dances. Even Leticia danced better mid-vomiting sessions last week. Yes I feel sorry for him and yes it was devastating and heart-breaking and all of that, but unless the boy is made of rubber he is only going to bugger up next week again, when forced to dance a tango with Flavia while being painfully aware of his shortcomings in comparison with Vincent, pressed up against her, not being able to have her, and -
- oh buggery, am I about to start crying again?
OK, I know why you left him in. But it was OUTRAGEOUS that Alesha should have been made to dance in the dance off. SHE IS THE BEST. SHE SHOULD NEVER BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO. IT IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE.
I have now voted for the first time, for Alesha. THE GIRL MUST WIN.
PS Was I the only person reduced to hysterics by "Sir" Cliff Richard's hairpiece?
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Did you notice last night, Matt and La Flav, when they found out they were staying in, MORE neck kissing? And WHAT was going on in the dark corner?
p.s. It's obvious why Matt is falling apart, it's not just 'nerves', Matt and Flav are SO doing it, Vincent is furious and Matt freaking out.
a few remarks:
- marie, just when and how did you probe me? your comments on alesha, matt and letitia could have been x-read out of my head...
- not sure about the whole matt-flavia-vincent triangle-thingy, i actually thought it was all phantasy, but now vincent and flavia have done the show dance two weeks following, i'm starting to think vincent is being shushed (if that's the way you write this :-s)...
- loved the expressions during the post-dance-off judging... letitia's 'of course alesha is going to stay, but i've really already had the time of my life'-look versus alesha's stoney-faced 'i shall not show emotion until i've been good and properly saved'...
Ah yes - the dark corner. You know, I was so busy being OUTRAGED that I forgot to fully analyse that. I do like your "Vincent is going to KILL me theory", MissBabs, I really do. And the Vincent "shushing" - that does add weight to the notion. Excellent work, people. Although that does mean that Matt deserved the sympathy vote even less - getting to shag Flavia is surely prize enough?
Bert - but did you enjoy the probing, eh? ;-)
Yes, yes, I too had the 'mind-meld' sensation Bert! Laughed as I read the Quality Street wrapper reference to poor Tish's dresses. Last week's amethyst tent was low point too. Thank the Lord they introduced some sparkles and corsetry for Tish - at least she didn't look like she'd got last dibs on the dressing up box this week.
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