Spam

I just received the most magical piece of Spam. It didn't even have a link in it to some dodgy site. This is all it said:

luger grammatic borderland

piggyback biography piggyback? marcus, minus housewares.
mccall headphone forbidden biography hermetic housewares, luger
skirmish suny duet grammatic impeach.

orin turf.

It was like a gift of freeform poetry into my inbox.

I was also quite drawn to the following which arrived a day or two ago:

Aloha, my gentleman!

I want to tell you some tender words to brighten your day! I am looking for
my second half here. I want our hearts to unite some day.
My heart longs for you. My heart longs to leap at the sound of your voice.
My heart longs to be filled with joy by your smile. My heart longs to see
our love for one another grow as we sit on the couch and we share from the
heart. My heart longs for me to feel the love and desire of your gentle
touch. My heart longs to experience the sensual passion between us. My heart
longs to feel the love and joy of us cuddling and snuggling close. My heart
longs for you!

Me too, oh, me too.

More of this, less knock-off Canadian viagra, please, gods of Spam.