Help! I have just had an e-mail from a German journalist saying that he would like to take my photograph with a "divine accessory". I don't think I have any divine accessories. Any suggestions? (I don't think he means a pair of Louboutin shoes.)
Ex-MOH who used to complain about expensive wedding trips and parties gets
engaged and changes her personality completely: ‘Now she is getting married
and is asking for crazy amounts of time and money’
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You never know when Bridezilla might appear
I wasn't familiar with this concept until a few months ago. I don't know
why I ended up reading about it, and n...
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Anyone who uses a phrase such as "divine accessory" needs his head messed with, don't you think? Bring a halo. Or votive candles. Or a triptych...
A picture of DT?
Bro.
Bro, you beat me to it: an error wiped out my suggestion to take DT himself.
He sounds just like Herr Lipp, but I actually know Chermans who speak like this. In the absence of DT how about a statue of Aphrodite and a pink mobile phone?? Maybe not. Being Cherman and used to cheesy late night sex ads on tv he might take you seriously...
A German journalist with avant-garde S&M divine accessory tastes... hmmm, could be interesting... Maybe you shouldn't bring DT along, he might cramp you style.
No matter, this interview is bound to be a good story.
Um. A pipe. A monocle. A false moustache. A goat. A minor royal. Some kind of stuffed creature. A welding mask.
God, I have spent to long in continental Europe haven't I.
green nail varnish?
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