In the blue corner: they can do maths.In the red corner: they can form emotional relationships with small pieces of plastic.
The chicks were reared with five plastic containers of the kind found inside Kinder chocolate eggs. This meant the chicks bonded with the capsules, much as they do with their mother, making them want to be near the containers as they grew up.
Stupid chicks. Stupid.
Oh my god, where is my iPod? I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT.
Hmmm...

3 comments:
Maybe they are after the often disappointing toys.
Wikipedia says "The origin of April Fools' Day is obscure". So why do we put up with this annual nonsense?
I find myself scrutinising every news article for clues as to whether it might actually have been dreamt up by some poor hack whose editor hates her.
Occasionally, and most annoyingly, the most bizarre articles turn out to be true...
This one is for real, Pauline...
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