Is leftover apple crumble the nicest breakfast in the world?
Did they deliberately choose the most depressed sounding woman they could to do the station announcements on London Overground, because otherwise the constant delays would sound smug?
Speaking of which, do the staff at Marks and Spencer in Camden get special training to cope with the looped announcement telling you to hold the handrail while travelling on the extremely slow and non-steep moving walkway, which can be heard echoing throughout the clothes department at all times without a second's rest between announcements?
Would Richard and Judy's new show be getting higher ratings if it wasn't called "Richard and Judy's New Position", thus forcing you to imagine them having sex?
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Yes, Probably, I expect so, Oh my god Marie did you HAVE to make me think of that????
Hey Marie. This has no connection with apple crumble :) but as you have a few author friends who visit here I wondered if you or any of them had any interest in Harper Collins' (fairly) new site, Authonomy. Also I have a book posted there (or a sample of it) which is doing rather well at the moment:
If anyone would like to have a read, it's at:
http://authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=1888
And of course, all votes - if you like what you read! - would be most welcome :)
The bulk of your questions are too geography-specific for me to answer, but my answer to the first question is: No, my perfect breakfast has to involve raspberries in some way. And maybe chocolate. And cream.
Any breakfast served by Winona Ryder after a night of love is the best breakfast in the world.
Make the Richard and Judy sex in my head stop!
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