Sunday, 21 September 2008

Strictlywatch 2008: Week One Results

Don and Phil to be bottom two, tight as a witch's whatsit as to who will actually go.

Hey hey hey I know my Strictly. The right man went I think (Phil - boring and pained - rather than Don - frightened and inept.) And Gary stays to dance another day!

Other thoughts, in no particular order, as they say: Bette Midler must surely be made entirely out of botox. The group dance confirms all my worst fears / greatest hopes about the girls being a bunch of heffalumps. I am falling in love with John's partner, the new professional Kristina, with her deferential manner and cardboard hair. I miss Alesha. If I was Rachel Stevens I would sue Vincent for sexual harassment. And someone needs to get Jessie Wallace a (better?) wig.

That is all. Keeeeeeep dancing!

4 comments:

Anna Lowman (annawaits) said...

Yeah, I totally agree - I didn't think Don was all that bad!

Karen Cinnamon said...

I love your reviews

FMS said...

Oh, hi :) In case big bro forgets to convey my best wishes!

Bro said...

Fernando, I'm shocked! As though I'd forget :)