The Brucie Bonuses are extra moments less devoted Strictlywatchers (or, say, those with jobs and lives) might have missed. So, for example:
In today's Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two, Craig described Heather Small - the only other black contestant - as having "natural rhythm". [Puts head in hands and weeps.]
Employee gets laid off due to extreme body odor: ‘I genuinely felt bad for
him. He had only just started the job and hadn’t really had the chance to
show what he could contribute. You could tell he felt embarrassed and
ashamed’
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To pass the smell test
I felt really identified with this story because I've had to deal with this
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I know! It was bad enough when he said it about Don, especially as we had all seen his performance and it was patently false. What will he say next?
Oh GOD. I couldn't believe it. Why has no one taken him aside and explained the world to him?
For us in cricket, the equivalent term is 'wristy' which is applied to all batsmen of subcontinental origin, whether they be South Africa's Hashim Amla, the West Indies' Shiv Chanderpaul, England's Ravi Bopara or literally anyone playing for literally anywhere on the literal subcontinent.
Marie, I did notice that Arlene said Andrew Castle had rhythm (though maybe him being white it wasn't natural). I wondered how she could tell from behind Ola's breasts.
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