From advert for Iams catfood:
"He may love to curl up on your lap and enjoy a stroke and a cuddle, but don't forget there's a part of him that still thinks he's king of the jungle - so why not indulge it?"
Come on down!
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On the ninth anniversary of our escape from Hades, I find myself standing
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Iams is selling live gazelles now?
According to my records: barn-reared (ie battery, no?) chicken, Norwegian salmon, carrots, tomatoes, and leafy greens. Oh those carroty jungles of Norway...
Getting a cat is a substitute for sanity. They scratch your furniture, crap in your azaleas and generally ignore you with a style and elan that is enviable. And what do we get in return? Hair allergies and an occasional purr. And you never own a cat. It chooses to put up with you ... until someone up the road gives it better food, that is.
Get a goldfish. Much more sensible. Cats aren't flushable either..
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