From advert for Iams catfood:
"He may love to curl up on your lap and enjoy a stroke and a cuddle, but don't forget there's a part of him that still thinks he's king of the jungle - so why not indulge it?"
Employee gets laid off due to extreme body odor: ‘I genuinely felt bad for
him. He had only just started the job and hadn’t really had the chance to
show what he could contribute. You could tell he felt embarrassed and
ashamed’
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To pass the smell test
I felt really identified with this story because I've had to deal with this
issue multiple times in my life. I don't mean with my bo...
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Iams is selling live gazelles now?
According to my records: barn-reared (ie battery, no?) chicken, Norwegian salmon, carrots, tomatoes, and leafy greens. Oh those carroty jungles of Norway...
Getting a cat is a substitute for sanity. They scratch your furniture, crap in your azaleas and generally ignore you with a style and elan that is enviable. And what do we get in return? Hair allergies and an occasional purr. And you never own a cat. It chooses to put up with you ... until someone up the road gives it better food, that is.
Get a goldfish. Much more sensible. Cats aren't flushable either..
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