You can't really get pissed off about not getting a prize, because it just means someone else would have missed out. Also, I am going to kill those ants. And contest that parking ticket. And get a lot of spare keys cut.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a novel to write.
Employee gets laid off due to extreme body odor: ‘I genuinely felt bad for
him. He had only just started the job and hadn’t really had the chance to
show what he could contribute. You could tell he felt embarrassed and
ashamed’
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To pass the smell test
I felt really identified with this story because I've had to deal with this
issue multiple times in my life. I don't mean with my bo...
2 hours ago

4 comments:
Atta girl!
Hopefully your next novel will win the prize...
oh well, i didn't get shortlisted for the melissa nathan award. we should drown our sorrows sometime.
I've found that rather than hiding spare keys, it's good to hide a lockbox (like the kind estate agents use). Then you can change the combination periodically to control access to the key.
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