So I'm incapacitated by backache. London is incapacitated by snow. My boiler has chosen this moment to give up on life, leaving me with no heating or hot water. The plumber can't reach me because he's snowed in. It's a race against time before my pipes freeze and explode, flooding my house with icy water.
Next stop is zombies, right? There have to be zombies.
Ex-MOH who used to complain about expensive wedding trips and parties gets
engaged and changes her personality completely: ‘Now she is getting married
and is asking for crazy amounts of time and money’
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You never know when Bridezilla might appear
I wasn't familiar with this concept until a few months ago. I don't know
why I ended up reading about it, and n...
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Either that or werewolves......
crazy weather isn`t it? Appolos fault?
Here in Hamburg it is nice - you should move here. If you survive the icy water, zombies and werewolves...
Definitely zombies. But maybe if Simon Pegg turns up you can have a bit of a laugh about it. At the very least you may find a good use for any embarrassing record collection purchases made in your teens...
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