The Trouser Elections: results, plus Music Monday on a Tuesday on a Friday special

It's a hung wardrobe. Which means either a Lib-Lab pact (jeggings):



Or a Con-Lib pact (harem/legging hybrid - harging? Legem?):



The jeggings look a hell of a lot more appetising to me. But the people have spoken and what they have said is: Nick Clegg, we want to see you dressed like MC Hammer. But you didn't get enough votes, so I'm afraid you can't touch this. Stop! Cameron time.

I feel a song coming on. Not one by MC Hammer either. All together now: if you gotta run, run from hope!



As for me, I'll be in pyjamas. Wake me up in five years.